Once
'Once upon a time, I was walking down a river
When I suddenly realized that I had severe fever
I wanted to run back home
But then remembered about the broken dome
I was terrified to think at all
My mother would slap me and restrict me from going to the mall
I kept walking and walking
When I met a group that was talking
I discovered they were talking about me
One lady said 'I would like him at my house to have some tea'
Was I POTTER, HARRY
'Oh here he comes with a face like a FAIRY'
A guy commented
I wanted to talk to them but by my nervousness, I was prevented
I kept walking on my way
Soon melted the day away
In came the night
And I was shivering with fright
I gathered some courage to walk back home
And hope that my parents must have forgotten about the DOME
I opened the gate and entered it
And a pole emerged from nowhere to which my head hit
I rubbed my eyes and saw a new goalpost
I was STARVING; actually, I would like a toast
I went in the house and 'SURPRISE' everyone started to say
So that's what I would like on my 15th BIRTHDAY'
I told my teacher when she demanded
A birthday plan and to me, she again and again reminded.
Happiness
Lying on the sofa, or on the bed
I think 'will I find HAPPINESS ahead
I would love to see you happy too
Hope you don't get chicken pox or SWINE FLU
Why do we find happiness outside?
When we possess a whole bunch on our inside
Kill me if you find happy to
But one last thing let me do
Dress as a joker
But I promise I won't play POKER
Make people laugh
That they drain their energy to half
Paint my eyes and whole my face
Purposely keep my open lace
Fall on the stairs
And see if anyone cares
But what if no one picks me
Oh forget it, at least they'll be happy, actually, we'll see
Go to fairs
And bring people together in pairs
Money isn't happiness and happiness isn't MONEY
But with it, you can buy a nice little bunny
When we understand this
We won't ask for money but just a smile or a kiss
So don't ask money but ask a smile instead'
That's what all I thought lying on the bed.
Love
Love is very special I guess
It can also release you or give you stress
I never fell in love coz I never found my type
I used to eat mangoes that aren't ripe
But now I regret not falling in love with anyone
But sometimes I think, is it really fun
I loved myself more than anyone else
But when I see you, my heart fails
I take care of my face just for you
Coz I want to tell you that I Love You
So I end my letter right over here
Coz your kind words I want to hear...
Schools
When I talk to girls, the teachers don’t feel it fit
I am not creating any nuisance
These teachers don’t understand this and think that co-ed is bloody nonsense
They want us to follow brahmacharya
But what the hell is this, acharya
I was very angry when I saw this conventgiri
I am now afraid of even talking to SIRI
But I don’t care what they think
I will talk to any girl and even give her a wink
This mindset is from the 19th century
The baboons have open minds even they live in a wildlife sanctuary
They want us all to be DEVDAS
But they look worse than PANKAJ UDAS
So that’s what I had got today in the store
Sorry to the guys who wanted to read more…..
Voting
Today is the day we choose our next CM
Our decision can’t be changed even by the PM
BJP and Congress are both the competitors
You should vote even if you are one of the pensioners
You won’t get anything in return
Maybe you’ll win a CM who has not come to earn
But there are a lot of scams too
But my family votes, do you?
I would rather dance to EDMs
Than vote on these silly EVMs
I came with my father coz he needed to vote
But like olden times not with a note
Man these lines are way too long
Why don’t they set up a table to play ping pong
So those who didn’t vote till now
You think of changing the country but how
So go right now and put your opinion
Other than the common two, you have some more options
So put your vote in wisely
Select a person as loyal as Ron Weasley…
Why Am I Dark?
Why do they discriminate me if I am dark?
Like all the other people, I also want to be Tony Stark
They beat my every body part indiscriminately
People talk about it but where the hell is Equality
I tried many remedies
But it simply wasted the time, I used for studies
I am happy to have such friends
Who don’t believe in such trends?
They support me like I am an angel
People dislike me as I am a brinjal
Though I top the employee of the month every time
They hate me as if I have done a Crime
The Melanin tissues determine the colour of the skin
But in this cruel world, being black is a SIN
Black people aren’t bad you see
But this isn’t stopping since a century
Those guys say I write “BLOODY SH*T”
They call me “Mr. Meat and Bones” only because I am not too fit
I am 30 years old but still I am told
You black people deserve aluminium, not Gold
Even Obama is black but he doesn’t face and DISCRIMINATION
Only and only because once, he was the president of a mighty nation
There are black people all around you
Think, if they stop working, what will you be able to do?
Science Never Goes Out Of Style
All of the cells in human body
How are these cars made, Mercedes Benz and Audi
Science is everywhere
Whether you are driving a truck or running behind a Hare
Science is my personal favourite
Your stomach digests almost everything but not a silver bracelet
How do tube-lights work and how does the fan?
Why the light is white and why do you get sun tan?
Why do things fall down?
And how do they colour your mom’s gown?
Why is the water blue?
These were the questions of just a few
Scientists are my favourite people
Wait, they say, when an earthquake comes, you shouldn’t stand under a building steeple
Mitosis and Meiosis and types of cell divisions
People say we are God’s creations
People say “God created the world in 7 days”
Then we explored it and started manufacturing packets and packets of Lays
And then, there started a race of making discoveries
Hybridization of animals and trees
Science is complicated, I admit
They cost us 1000s of Rupees to buy a silly chemistry kit
Well, it can make your bank balance go round
For its textbooks cost no lesser than a note of 20 pound
How is it produced, Insulin and Bile
But I Love this motto
SCIENCE NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE.
